Oh gods. I think my siblings would revolt if we were making tacky wall hangings. And trust me, the others may scoff at Cabin Ten...but you just wait until you've ticked off a child of the goddess that controls your potential romantic endeavors. It's not pretty. Sometimes literally.

[She considers the other things on his list]

The hot dogs and livelong friends part is probably true though. Just, you know, through in intense games of Capture the Flag, pegasus riding, chariot races, and near death experiences...that's really the stuff you should be crying about.