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[So, this will probably be an odd IM from start to finish. On screen appears to be that colorfully dressed weirdo who lives on the roof of Cabin One. If you are knew then you will soon know him as the apparent reincarnation of Thor. Today he stands in front of the IM with a smile. Behind him it's easy to tell he's at the arena. In addition to his tie-dye shirts and colorful shawls he has a very odd looking belt on as well as a pair of iron gauntlets.]

[He waves at the IM.]

So, some time ago myself and two others went out in search of a few items that used to belong to Thor. We were successful! I would like to ask if anyone in camp is willing to help me test the limits of Thor's legendary belt.

[That's about when a full sized African elephant walks in view of the IM. That would be their resident Loki.]

Artemis suggested using his elephant form as an endurance test- if anyone has any other ideas, let me know!

[If not, you are free to watch, since Eiji neglects to end the IM and instead walks back into the center of the Arena as the elephant charges forward.]

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[Artemis is just going to take a casual stroll through Camp Half-Blood while carrying Eiji. This is the most amused African elephant anyone's ever going to see. The way his eyes twinkle is like he's silently telling Eiji, "Can't beat me, bro, I'm just too good."]

[WHY IS HE FRIENDS WITH YOU. He is just going to hang on while Artemis does this with a long suffering sigh. The trials and tribulations of Thor and Loki.]

[YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM.

After a moment, Artemis will set Eiji back down, and he'll be back in human form. Yes, he still looks smug as he straightens his suit.]

Well! That was a fun experiment, if I do say so myself.

[Mistakes were made.]

I think it went well! Maybe next time we can see how far I can push you back before you resort to grabbing me off the ground.

[Crosses his arms and cocks his head to the side with a smile.]

Perhaps I could try stepping on you next time. Less chance of you getting gored by a tusk on accident.

[Artemis is a little snot it's true.]

Mm. With your level of expertise, I doubt that you would gore me by accident.

[It's okay, so is Eiji.]

Mistakes can happen. I would not dare to say that I'm a perfect man by any stretch of the imagination.

[This is why he appreciates hippie Thor.]

You don't give yourself enough credit! I have my utmost trust in your ability to not see me run through by some pointy means.

[Okay, he's being a little sincere, here.]

[eiji he swears to all of the gods from all of the pantheons]

Your confidence is appreciated. I shall have to put confidence in you not running full force into them. Elephants are not exactly nimble.

Rest assured it was never my intention to aim for the pointy parts!

[ c: ]

[He rolls his eyes.]

Oh, dear, then I pray that we get Sigyn here soon. Despite the awkward situation that could arise from that, it would be better to have the best healer in the Norse pantheon around just in case.

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