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[tsunbird]

[The message starts off with an image of a --well, he's pretty funny looking, really. Some grouchy guy with a really dumb perm sidecut and an unimpressed expression.]

So.

[He rolls his eyes, looking at something that isn't the focus of the message. He clicks his tongue against his teeth, making a tch sound, before looking back.]

Do any of you actually do anything interesting?

[Welp. That said, he's also seated on the roof of any given cabin, really. He doesn't really spend much time on the ground, all things considered, and right now is no exception. Feel free to tell him to get down or ask him what the hell he's doing. Or both. Both is good.]

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[willyouwalk]

Do you?

[Sassy shabti meet sassy cat magician]

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[tsunbird]

[He tilts his head at an unusual angle, actually looking halfway interested at that remark.]

Who's asking?

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[willyouwalk]

I am, obviously.

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[tsunbird]

[A chuckle. Okay, he might have to take a moment to appreciate this guy rising to one-up his assholian nature.]

Obviously.

[He actually seems to consider the question for a moment.]

When I feel so inclined, yes.

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[willyouwalk]

[Assholishness is Tybalt's second nature]

Then you've got your answer. When we're so inclined.

[underwearfortomorrow]

[If you're gonna loiter on the roofs of random cabins you had better be prepared for some shenanigans.]

[specifically if one of those cabins is cabin 1 where the entire residence sleeps on the roof anyway. Eiji, in particular is fond of this cabin and has what little he owns set up in one corner. One of such items is a clothes line he keeps his laundry on.]

[Too bad its a windy day. Cause. That's some ashita no pantsu slapping you in the back of the head.]

Ah!

[tsunbird]

[Why the fuck do you people sleep on the roof. Ankh has probably lurked on the roof of Cabin One a good bit-- though primarily as a hawk because he didn't really want to get bothered. He happened to be in his given form because he hadn't noticed anybody up there when Eiji's colorful boxers assault his head.]

[He jolts, swatting them and grasping them roughly in one hand for a moment with a sound not unlike a squawk until he realizes what they are and makes another sound, only slightly more human in its disgust, and flicks his wrist to send them out of his hand and-- either to the roof at his feet or back into the air, depending on just how windy it is.]

[He hasn't even acknowledged Eiji.]

[underwearfortomorrow]

[If you looked inside the cabin, you would understand.]

Those are-!

[Eiji makes a startled shout at his underwear being thrown into the sky and proceeds to leap for them. Probably shoving Ankh out of the way to do it.]

My underwear!

[tsunbird]

[You--!]

[Another squawk, and he tumbles reasonably gracefully to the side, rolling before getting back to his feet to sputter at Eiji.]

Yes, I know they're underwear, why do you think I didn't want them on my head--

[He finally gets a good look at the tie-dyed idiot, and stops short, doing a doubletake.]

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[serenesuccessor]

[Have a tiny thirteen year old tilting her head.]

I like to make stuff in the arts 'nd craft cabin! Or, or, or play in the woods 'nd stuff! 'cept I'm not allowed to climb trees anymore...

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[tsunbird]

[...child.]

[Ankh's mouth quirks and he scrunches up his face in something like distaste.]

You actually allow people to tell you you can't do something within your capability? Pathetic.

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[serenesuccessor]

[The expression goes right over her head.]

Well I still climb trees 'cause I wanna get better at them. So... Nooo?

[She's a bit confused by what he means.]

But sometimes? I mean, sometimes they know what they're talking about 'nd I do get into trouble. 's why my brother got me this bracelet! [She holds up her wrist to show said bracelet.]

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[tsunbird]

[He tilts his head, narrowing his eyes a little at her in thought.]

You should consider doing what you want. You only get one life.

action;

[toeverywhere]

[Elizabeth sees her opportunity and goes for it. When she sees the IM, she is quick to identify where this new kid is located, and the second she realizes it, she slinks into the shadows, only to reappear right behind him on the roof.]

Define interesting.

[And there's her familiar, Songbird, perching on her shoulder.]

action;

[tsunbird]

[Well that was unexpected. He starts, though not overmuch, and turns to look over his shoulder at her. A wry sort of half-grin crosses his face.]

That could count.

action;

[toeverywhere]

Could?

That totally counts.

action;

[tsunbird]

[He tilts his head at her, exhaling something like a short laugh.]

Arrogant, too, aren't you. What was that, just now?

IM

[ospreyed]

No.

[Actually, Eponine did, but whatever. She's not in a good place right now.]

You came to the wrong place for fun and exciting.

IM

[tsunbird]

Well at least one of you is honest.

IM

[ospreyed]

You're the first person here to call me honest.

IM

[tsunbird]

Well I sure as hell haven't seen anything interesting, and everyone else here is trying to tell me I'm wrong. So you're the first to admit to being boring.

[IM]

[fowlisfair]

That depends. What defines 'interesting' for you?

[The Irish youth may or may not be quirking an eyebrow.]

[IM]

[tsunbird]

Nothing that I've seen so far from you lot. I mean you're all meant to be Demigods, right? Surely some of you can do something spectacular.

[IM]

[fowlisfair]

A large percentage of the population in Camp Half-Blood are most certainly demigods, yes. They can do amazing things with their supernatural abilities if they're so inclined. Hecate's children can use real magic, for instance, and a child of Jupiter has the ability to control lightning and wind.

[IM]

[tsunbird]

[This guy seems to know what he's talking about. Ankh appreciates that.]

[But he still clicks his tongue against his teeth with a vague roll of his eyes.]

Large percentage? What else does a camp for half-bloods house? [Ankh take a look at yourself for a minute, would you.]