[Oh man, oh god, oh fuck, oh man. He's stupid. Why did he go along with this?? He should have just hopped the quickest wind current back to Maple Valley and forgot about all of this. He was seriously about to get eaten by wolves. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATSHIT CAMP IS THIS!?]
[Also, if he got eaten, he could think of a few people who would kick his ass. Like Naomi. He bet she could probably strangle his ghost with vines if he died and lost her necklace.]
[This is such an awesome day.]
[Fuck his life.]
You know, I am pretty sure the paperwork for this place said nothing about a trial by WOLVES OH MY GOD!
[John does a fucking barrel roll and probably just barely misses losing an arm.]
no subject
[Also, if he got eaten, he could think of a few people who would kick his ass. Like Naomi. He bet she could probably strangle his ghost with vines if he died and lost her necklace.]
[This is such an awesome day.]
[Fuck his life.]
You know, I am pretty sure the paperwork for this place said nothing about a trial by WOLVES OH MY GOD!
[John does a fucking barrel roll and probably just barely misses losing an arm.]
Okay, you know what? Bring it on.