[He nods as the wheels in his head start turning. He's only been here a couple days, and there are plenty of small details he has absolutely no clue about, yet.

Hunters are definitely one of those things. But he remembers reading about Artemis what feels like an eternity ago, and was pretty sure she was one of the super prudes known for changing men into animals if she so chooses. Eris, though. Damn.]

Then I guess it's only fair I mention I've recently learned Hephaestus is my sperm-donor father.

Not quite the existential crisis I'd been counting on.