[He snorts at the blog title. He doesn't know if Stiles is kidding, but this time he's leaning towards 'no, this is a real blog Stiles set up.' He makes a mental note to do an all-encompassing Google search.]

Heather, no, she was h- oh, you mean back home Heather. Not Camp Heather, gotcha.

[He shakes his head - get it together, Scott, Stiles and Heather O'Toole have never even met, despite both of them being your very best friends. He'll have to remedy that, because he's talked enough to Stiles about Heather and Heather about Stiles that it probably seems like they know more about the other than they'd ever have thought before.

Oh wow - and Stiles actually lost his kiss virginity! Scott holds his hand up for a high five for him at that.

But really, this wasn't one of his better moves. Still, Scott sits there and listens, nodding at appropriate times. This is their relationship - Stiles does most of the talking, but Scott's okay with that because he's a great listener - actually, he loves it.]

Yeah, no. I'm gonna have to say that if you find out you're making out with somebody you're related to you back away...as soon as you can. And then - hellhounds? Seriously?