It's called "A Daily List of Shit to Tell Scott", actually.
[ He laughs, and you know what, he even laughs when Scott's laughing at him. Granted, he makes an aborted, flaily gesture that can get across his emotions a lot better than any actual words can. It's nice to be around someone who actually gets him, even if he totally laughs at his misadventures. ]
They're kinda like my godly siblings, I guess. Like, Hecate [ And he still isn't calling her mom, so many years later. ] got freaky with a spirit and birthed these things called Empousai. I got invited to a frickin party, and you know, god knows that never happens, so I was totally excited, and it was being held by Heather--you remember her, I've known her since, like, as long as I've known you. Her mom and my actual mom were like really super close, or whatever. So anyway, I get invited to this party, and I walked in to say hi and she freakin kissed me, right on the mouth, which, hell yes, totally not a kiss virgin anymore, but anyway, she kept saying she wanted to lose her actual virginity for her birthday, and that was when I started getting suspicious so I might have messed with the Mist a little to see if I could see her, and holy shit, dude, her hair was on fire and she only had one leg, and I'm like ninety percent sure she was going to eat me! [ This entire story is being told with a bunch of ridiculous arm gestures, representing everything, ending with him shaking his arms and hands in a why me motion.
He then adds, as an aside: ] I told her we were actually half siblings and I think that just made her madder.
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[ He laughs, and you know what, he even laughs when Scott's laughing at him. Granted, he makes an aborted, flaily gesture that can get across his emotions a lot better than any actual words can. It's nice to be around someone who actually gets him, even if he totally laughs at his misadventures. ]
They're kinda like my godly siblings, I guess. Like, Hecate [ And he still isn't calling her mom, so many years later. ] got freaky with a spirit and birthed these things called Empousai. I got invited to a frickin party, and you know, god knows that never happens, so I was totally excited, and it was being held by Heather--you remember her, I've known her since, like, as long as I've known you. Her mom and my actual mom were like really super close, or whatever. So anyway, I get invited to this party, and I walked in to say hi and she freakin kissed me, right on the mouth, which, hell yes, totally not a kiss virgin anymore, but anyway, she kept saying she wanted to lose her actual virginity for her birthday, and that was when I started getting suspicious so I might have messed with the Mist a little to see if I could see her, and holy shit, dude, her hair was on fire and she only had one leg, and I'm like ninety percent sure she was going to eat me! [ This entire story is being told with a bunch of ridiculous arm gestures, representing everything, ending with him shaking his arms and hands in a why me motion.
He then adds, as an aside: ] I told her we were actually half siblings and I think that just made her madder.