[Oh hey look is he looking embarrassed? He's totally looking embarrassed and kind of sheepish.] I'll try and get one of the Hephaestus kids to fix it. I, uh - I cut it in half two years ago. [And had left it that way since then. About time it was repaired.]
Ummm, you've seen ours - I stayed in Hermes for awhile, until Dad claimed me. It's kind of run down and a lot more like a summer camp cabin than anything; any unclaimed demigods stay there until they're claimed since Hermes is the god of travelers. Also all the kids of minor gods without cabins used to stay there too so it was always packed until last year. Aphrodite built a Barbie house so I'd keep away from that place if you don't want to come out looking like you've been attacked by the entire makeup aisle at Shop'n'Save. Athena basically has a command center that's a cross between a college classroom and a military bunker. Hephaestus has all these really cool gadgets in all the walls and the bunks are all mechanical. Ares is always a mess and really ugly. You always need sunglasses at Apollo and their music's always too loud which is awesome if it's good music but it's not always good. Demeter's really... homey, there's plants everywhere and it's kind of like living in a forest or a hill. Zeus and Hera are a lot more temples than cabins and I know the Jupiter kids are sleeping on the roof instead of inside 'cause there's this giant statue of their dad in there just watching everything. Mr. D's cabin always has a party going on inside, I don't know how his kids sleep.
Uhhh - last year we added a bunch of cabins, too. Nico built Hades' and it looks like a Halloween store exploded all over a crypt, I don't even know what's going on with Iris' place, don't go into Hypnos' place without anyone else because you will fall asleep, Nemesis actually has a really simple place that looks like a pretty normal house, Nike basically ripped off the Jets' locker room and turned it into a cabin, Hebe seems to be living in one of those old novels that girls like to cry over, Tyche basically stole a casino and it's loud, and never touch anything in Hecate because there's magic runes on almost everything and you never know when one of them's gonna explode.
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Ummm, you've seen ours - I stayed in Hermes for awhile, until Dad claimed me. It's kind of run down and a lot more like a summer camp cabin than anything; any unclaimed demigods stay there until they're claimed since Hermes is the god of travelers. Also all the kids of minor gods without cabins used to stay there too so it was always packed until last year. Aphrodite built a Barbie house so I'd keep away from that place if you don't want to come out looking like you've been attacked by the entire makeup aisle at Shop'n'Save. Athena basically has a command center that's a cross between a college classroom and a military bunker. Hephaestus has all these really cool gadgets in all the walls and the bunks are all mechanical. Ares is always a mess and really ugly. You always need sunglasses at Apollo and their music's always too loud which is awesome if it's good music but it's not always good. Demeter's really... homey, there's plants everywhere and it's kind of like living in a forest or a hill. Zeus and Hera are a lot more temples than cabins and I know the Jupiter kids are sleeping on the roof instead of inside 'cause there's this giant statue of their dad in there just watching everything. Mr. D's cabin always has a party going on inside, I don't know how his kids sleep.
Uhhh - last year we added a bunch of cabins, too. Nico built Hades' and it looks like a Halloween store exploded all over a crypt, I don't even know what's going on with Iris' place, don't go into Hypnos' place without anyone else because you will fall asleep, Nemesis actually has a really simple place that looks like a pretty normal house, Nike basically ripped off the Jets' locker room and turned it into a cabin, Hebe seems to be living in one of those old novels that girls like to cry over, Tyche basically stole a casino and it's loud, and never touch anything in Hecate because there's magic runes on almost everything and you never know when one of them's gonna explode.
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